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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend...
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His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

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Homemade eevee pumpkin pie with flaky brown butter crust 🥧

I’ve had mixed luck with pie crust before, so I thought I’d practice and try my hand at some pie art in the new year!

I didn’t have good enough tools for cutting details (the best I had at hand were an offset spatula and toothpicks), so I just stuck with the basic outlines. Doesn’t hold a candle to other work I’ve seen, but definitely a fun experiment!

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